just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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