i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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