Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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