Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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