I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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