are you still at the devil's house?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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