youre lurking in front of me
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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