What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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