he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Holy shit dude........stairs
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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