Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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