Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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