i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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