Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I think I am morally bankrupt
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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