all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
she peed on how many people?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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