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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom

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(940): View more from Texas

You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.

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(626): View more from California

and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22

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(410): View more from Maryland

I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward

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(209): View more from California

Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?

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(740): View more from Ohio

No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.

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(626): View more from California

If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.

(1-626): View more from California

all $38?

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