Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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