I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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