I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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