whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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