SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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