don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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