Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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