Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
