I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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