also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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