Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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