Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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