No, you can still breathe under the balls.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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