Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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