chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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