nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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