No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
