just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize
