Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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