honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Randomize
