sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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