Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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