Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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