she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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