Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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