the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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