Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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