hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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