you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You made out with two different species that night
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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