You're so nebulous sometimes
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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