butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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