I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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