North Korea, Best Korea!
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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