Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I have post one night stand depression
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