I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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