he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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