She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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