"it" just moved
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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