she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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