So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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