I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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