we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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