What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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